Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

i just pooped that is all!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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