Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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