What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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