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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How old are you? 7

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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