- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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