- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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