- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A man penetrates another man.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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