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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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