- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I C U P White stuff

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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