My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

bite me

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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