- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock Knock The doors already open

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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