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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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