- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A man walks into a bar

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Your big dick.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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