CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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