A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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