- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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