- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Sloths

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

speak now or forever hold your pee

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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