- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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