A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

nolan is gay

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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