Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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