XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Heskey time.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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