Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Cliterus

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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