- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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