- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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