- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

your face is kinda funny

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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