- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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