Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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