look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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derp

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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