- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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