- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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