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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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