- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

360 NO SCOPE

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

SHUT UP JP

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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