2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

White men's rights

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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