- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Haha, I get it..

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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