- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alchohol.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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