Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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