Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

black chicken. kfc

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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