knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

oh hey.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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