Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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