KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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