- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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