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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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cory is gay

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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