- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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