- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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