- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

i hate non minorities!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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