- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Yellow People !!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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