An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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