What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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ure mama's so fat

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Tunechi

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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