A dyslexic blind man

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

SEX

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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