- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A storm be brewin!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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