- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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