- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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