What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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stinky boner

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kk

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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