- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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