- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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