whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Hi what I lug you

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Nick Cannon

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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