Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats 1+1? window!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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