How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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