- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

what is worse than a guy pissed?

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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