- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what do you call a black guy african american

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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