What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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