- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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So these two girls have a cup .

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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