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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

LO AND BEHOLD!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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