- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Diarrhea

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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