Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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