- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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