What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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