Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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