- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

YOLO

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

THe Election

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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