Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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