- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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