- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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