Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Yellow People !!

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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