- Anti Joke

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist