a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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hi mom

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Anti Joke

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