Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Anti Joke

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