- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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