- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

America

A man goes to the potty.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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