- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Vaginal secretions

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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