I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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