- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

knock knock go away!!!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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