- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Wait! hundred billions!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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