What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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cool

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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american idol

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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