What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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