- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Dead girls can't say no.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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