What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Women's Rights..

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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