- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Dumbledore dies.

A fat guy!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Once upon a time a was born

The New York Giants

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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