A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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