- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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