Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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