hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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