- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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