Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Potassium? K.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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whats black and strange a paki

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womens rights

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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