Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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