- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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