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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Neil is a reterd.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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