- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Where's my baby??

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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