- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Racial equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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