- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You're a big fat monkey.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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