- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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