- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Knock knock, COME IN!

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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