- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

You're a big fat monkey.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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