- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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