what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

you will like this because i am black.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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