- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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