- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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