What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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