- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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