Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

The Morman Religion.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Obama = ebola

Dead girls can't say no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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