- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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