Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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aodhan hearty

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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