- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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