joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

The cream, it is coming

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...