- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

The FCC

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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