Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

who do we all like george goodburn

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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