- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Sixty... eight

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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