Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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