- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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