- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's big and purple? Barney

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

read this sentence again.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

call me maybe.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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