- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Detroit has a low crime rate

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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