- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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