- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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