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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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