- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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