Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Okay.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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