- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Cheese

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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