knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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ajkswhfuilafhgkfdgbluft

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Kys

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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