- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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