How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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sky silverstein

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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