- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

I hate blackniggers

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