- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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