- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

BIG PENIS

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Penis

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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