- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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