why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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how do you win a game try your best

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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