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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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