- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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