How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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