- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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