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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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