- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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