- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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