- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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