- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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