i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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stinky boner

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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